I always thought that dolphins rule.
Actually, this is a true story. On my enjoyable family vacation, my parents, brother, sister, and I all went to Cocoa Beach, Florida. We had a nice condo on the beach for a week, and we basically did nothing. Anyways, one morning I went for a bit of a swim out into the ocean, and, being a fairly good swimmer, I went out pretty far. I was probably around 300 yards from shore, when out of the corner of my eye, I saw a fin.
I didn't even bother to wonder what the fin was, I just booked it. I can honestly say that, through my 20 years of swimming, I have never swam faster than those 3 minutes. The whole time that I was thrashing about, I just kept looking over my shoulder, wondering when those teeth were going to sink into me.
By the time I got to shore, I was so out of breath that I could barely hear my mother asking me, "Hey, did you see that school of dolphins that was swimming next to you?"
Not funny, God.
Ok, well maybe a little...
