I've done a lot of thinking lately about what this post should be about. Frankly, I'm not sure I have an answer to that one. It seems like the usual "status update" style post is not appropriate, since frankly my status hasn't changed. I've gotten a little bit more broke since I last posted, and the "job hunt" (more appropriately titled "what the hell should I do now") has not improved any. I keep getting these phone calls from "people who have seen my resume online" (which indeed it is) and they kinda scare me. For instance, one company wanted me to do financial services for them. I figure that anyone who would trust me with their money is a fricking idiot.
So, instead of a sort of "state of the Rob" address, I figure I'll talk about a subject which has recently been brought to my attention. Yes, indeed, I'm talking about Jersey girls. Why such an offbeat topic you may ask? Well, I just recently completed my first trip to New York City, and on my way had the distinct pleasure of driving through Jersey. Frankly, I don't see why that poor state gets so much ridicule, since it's fairly nice, has access to NYC itself, but is refreshingly distanced from the scum that is Manhattan proper. Also, the caliber of women I saw driving around on I-80 was fantastic. Somehow the ugly ones all had New York plates, while the cute ones were all from Jersey.
I've also decided on a few slogans for the states I drove through or by:
Pennsylvania: The scenery is gorgeous so our women don't have to be.
Delaware: DelaWHERE???
Jersey: Stuck in the 80's, but at least we're not New York.
Cleveland: Fuck the Yankees.
As an added bonus, I'm going to be turning on the "comment" feature of my blog, so feel free to post your gripes about how sw33t Pennsylvania
really is.
I'd just like to say, let's get some new
hotties in the White House since these Bush twins spend too much time coked up and drunk in jail to make any good photo-ops.
